but i am today because i just heard some kickass news that like has made my whole week better. my girlfriend is making me a Kilt for christmas. i know most of you go either "what is a kilt" or "isn't that like a skirt" yes a kilt looks simliar to a man skirt. but it's a scottish piece of apparel and i have serious love for me major scottish roots so i am stoked for this and i can wear it to dagorhir (a like game where you beat the shit outta each other with foam swords.) besides that point it's only a skirt if you wear something underneath it. so i wrote kathleen a poem in return for such a great present. it goes, say you love me
if thou wilt
or if not
just check my kilt!

(giggles at retarded sexual reference.)